Run Number:	1161	Visit the website – http://www.bhhh.freeserve.co.uk
Venue:	The White Hart, Hampstead Norreys	Email - iceman@bhhh.freeserve.co.uk
Hares:	NUTTY, POTTY and SCRUMPER

Hampstead Hearties
BGB Cunninglingus C5 Binbag Whinge 2Bob Puddleduck Dribbler Butterfly Motopeep Honeymonster Foghorn Hairy Mary Lemming Mother Theresa TT1 TT3 Chopstix Miranda Tin Opener TT2 Sticky Dicky Gulab Jamoon The Cuddles Magic Paella Layby Lil Ladybird Emma Stan Mudman Mudwoman Haystax Drunken Duncan Gracia Didyoupay Who Jill(sans Lilo) Squelchy Ms. Whiplash Salome Eth Greenfly Marie Centaur Spurter Spunky Ann Nick Dave Moonraker Teradactyl Dumper Mr M
Gusset and Lemming's Dad graced us with their presence at the pub.
The Hash
"Tame." That's how Bob, the landlord, summed up the hash. What an indictment!! Bob (probably a good judge of tameness as a lifelong Pompey supporter -[yes, Max ,there is another] ) had hired 4 extra staff to "fix the furniture" on our departure. He and his regulars were looking forward to the displays of nudity and fornication in the car park which had marked our previous visits. Sadly they were to be disappointed!! By 3pm only the evil wafting from a pair of discarded sweaty shorts lingered to remind the locals that the hash had been there.
Earlier a good crowd had gathered for the run. Either the reputation of the hares or the brilliant spring sunshine had brought out an unusually large number of harriettes – always a pleasing sight. Unfortunately, it had the same effect on Newbury A.C. who were out in force.
The "ON-OUT" was UP the hill so the athletes and hashers were soon parted. Then we taxied across the airfield much to the delight of plane-spotters 2BOB and PUDDLEDUCK. GREENFLY was way off on the horizon doing his Tiger-moth impression. Into the shiggy – LEMMING and STICKY DICKY were early fallers here – in fact STICKY hasn't been seen since. You'd think that this would be good terrain for MUDMAN but he steered clear of the shiggy - obviously a changed man since his house move which he claims has brought him back to the real world amongst real people – how come he's hashing then??!
At a regroup the sprightly PAELLA took a short break in her busy training schedule to tell me she will be running the Bramley 10 (that's MILES not K) – a potential Newbury AC member? HAIRY MARY seemed to be struggling at this point. Perhaps he was missing the freedom of movement afforded by the natty little dress he was wearing last week or maybe the loss of his red locks had an adverse effect on him. TT2 also claimed hair-loss for his lack of form.
Latecomer SQUELCHY appeared at an impromptu regroup. After chatting to her I tried to catch up on the long trail only to be overtaken by SCRUMPER the sweeper. I arrived at a stream with a bar on the bridge. Minutes earlier this had been the scene of great commotion. FOGHORN had gallantly offered EMMA a piggy-back across the stream but then used her as a human shield when LEMMING attacked them with water. I'm glad to see the hashing spirit is alive and well.
The "ON-INN" in the churchyard was a welcome sight – even though (as STAN pointed out) the arrow directed us menacingly into the grave.
An even more welcome sight was the FREE buffet in the pub. If this was brainwashing on the hares' part to make us think it was an excellent hash then it certainly worked for me!!
Down Downs
C5 the RA rewarded the deserving as follows:-

Name	Reason	Style points
Nutty, Potty & Scrumper	Hares for setting according to C5 a "ball-breaking" hash	No problem for Potty and Scrumper. Nutty threw some soaking Dumper, Honeymonster and especially Sarah Cuddles. No amount of head-patting by Nutty could then placate the child. A severe case of beer and child abuse.
Greenfly TT2	100 runs 200 attendances	Greenfly nearly as fast as his running - no spillage. TT2 lots of spillage and threw the dregs to soak his twin.
Paella and Whinge	Discussing their busy training schedules and when would they have time for sex	Whinge guzzled his down-down. Paella was swift and smooth with no spillage – an excellent performance
Foghorn	For using Emma as a human shield	Just as we would expect – no trouble.
Ladybird	For putting 31st April on his Nash Bash flyer	Einstein Ladybird was extremely thirsty. The beer didn't stand a chance.

Receding Hareline

Run Number	Date	Grid Reference	Venue	Hares
1163	05/03/00	682841	The Cherry Tree, Stoke Row	Mother Theresa, Lemming, Whinge
1164	12/03/00	663828	Four Horseshoes, Checkendon	2Bob,Puddleduck & TT3

Found in the car park of The White Hart, Hampstead Norreys : A pair of black Speedo shorts size medium – see TT3
Curry Run - May 15th, 19:30 from and to The Everest in Honey End Lane, Meadway, Reading. Live trail by BoPeep (aka Motox). £5.00 deposit to Foghorn
Surrey Hash 25 year Do - 15/16th April at The Beaumont Centre, Old Windsor. Total cost of £32 includes Saturday run with food stop, evening dinner & dance; Sunday run & meals. Double room cost £52. Call Arfur Pint (Sheila Dale) for tickets on 0208 660 0584(home); 0208 686 0050(work). Or see http:\\www.hashhouseharriers.co.uk.